David van Day Smells

David van Day Bushtucker Trial
David van Day did okay in his I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Bushtucker Trial, which will be seen tonight. He managed nine stars and then spoilt it a little boasting, and at the same time knocking Nicola, by saying, "We’ll make a good meal out of it after three stars, God we’ll be full up … I shall be c*ck of the camp." The trial made him very smelly!

Nicola and Carly Notice David's Smell
No Nicola McLean and David aren't the best of friends. She invited all of the contestants to her planned wedding - except for David and Timmy Mallett.

Tonight someone will be voted out. At the moment Brian Paddick is favourite with David not far behind in the betting stakes.

Joe Swash is still flattering Esther Rantzen, which does make some viewers cringe a little. He told her, "I think you’re a beautiful older lady with nice big boobies. If my wife looked like you when she gets to your age, I’d be over the moon, I’d be chuffed with that." Esther replied, "You are more than sweet to me." Ahhhh or Yukkk, depending on how you think of it.

Trouble In Paradise As Relatives Fly In

Dani Behr and Carly Zucker Bikini Clad
Nicola McLean Bikini Pic
There's been trouble in the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here camp. One newspaper even said 'Mallett Bashed By WAG.'

Timmy Mallett, understandably, has upset a few of the happy campers, especially Nicola and Carly and the Daily Star wrote, 'Nicola McLean tried to knock him out.' But they are prone to exaggerate to make a 'good' story.

Some of the relatives of the contestants are arriving in Australia for when the evictions start. Layla Manoochehri, was noticeable, she is a member of the X Factor group Girlband and also Simon Webbe's girlfriend. She came with a warning to the jungle girls saying, "Keep your hands off my man."

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Dani Behr Loses Her Virginity But Wins Bush Battle

Dani Behr Bush Battle
Dani Behr has been a bit of a disappoinment so far in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. She's one of the highest pid but hasn't contributed to much entertainment. Dani won't be up for the first eviction as she wone her Bush Battle against oldies George and Esther.

One thing we did learn about Dani was that when she lost her virginity she had to hide in a wardrobe afterwards as the bloke's girlfriend arrived home!

Dani Behr in Bikini
Carly Zucker and Nicola LcLean are getting on well, they no doubt have a lot in common.

Carly Zucker and Nicola McLean Get Cosy Together
Timmy Mallett and David van Day are both very annoying so have done the I'm A Celeb producers proud. Timmy won all 12 stars in his Bushtucker Trial but, though not very pleasant, wasn't too difficult to achieve.

So David and Timmy say they want to be the next Ant and Dec - ha ha ha! David will be back in obscurity once he's left the jungle. He's not very nice is he? Though there may be a vulnerability underneath it all, perhaps that will win us over if it spills out.

Timmy Mallett and his Bushtucker Trial
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Nicola McLean

Nicola McLean Bikini Pic
Nicola Mclean in her pink jungle I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here bikini.

The New I'm A Celebrity Shower Scene Photos

This years I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here girls are trying to make us forget all about previous favourites Myleene Kass and Gemma Atkinson and their shower scenes.

We have already seen Nicola McLean's spotted bikini but now they are all at the shower scenes: Nicola in a pink bikini this time along with Carly Zucker and Dani Behr plus the boys are joining in, see the photos also of Simon Webbe and Joe Swash.




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New Arrivals In I'm A Celebrity: Timmy Mallett and David Van Day

Robert Kilroy Silk
No I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here on the television last night but here are a few advance photos. Above is Robert Kilroy Silk doing his Bushtucker trial.

And below are two new arrivals in the jungle: Timmy Mallett, who we haven't mentioned before, and Dollar singer David Van Day, who we have mentioned.

Timmy Mallett
David Van Day

Carly Zucker In Her Bra With Nicola McLean

Carly Zucker in Bra With Nicola Mclean
Carly Zucker in her bra attempts to get the male vote by letting Nicola McLean rub lotion into her back and shoulders. The media, before I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here started, seemed to think that these two would clash but they seem to be getting on very well.

The photo below shows Joe Swash and Robert Kilroy Silk following their Bushtucker Trial - which Joe won.

Joe Swash and Robert Kilroy Silk

Nicola McLean Loves Crocodile Feet

Nicola McLean Bushtucker Trial
Well no matter what the first impressions were of WAG Nicola McLean she did her camp proud in the Bushtucker trial. She got stuck into crocodile feet and other delicacies to beat the somewhat girly attempts by Joe Swash.

As for the other WAG, though a bit home sick, Carly Zucker also tried her best in the Celebrity Chest challenge against the awesome power of Martina Navratilova. Carly put up a good fight though.

Carly Zucker Celebrity Chest
Elsewhere we learnt that Esther Rantzen felt like walking out and Robert Kilroy-Silk was asking himself what he was actually doing there in the first place.

Oh yes, and Brian Paddick, after the gay vote, went naked in the shower. It seems they are pumping in warm water in the hope that the girls will follow suit.

And finally Joe Swash calls his manhood Alfie - not much you can add to that.

Nicola McLean Jungle Bikini Moment

Nicola McLean Bikini
Well it had to happen, but much earlier than predicted. Yes ,we've had our very first jungle bikini shower scene. It looks like Nicola McLean is out to outdo Myleene Klass and Gemma Atkinson from previous years. No doubt it's one way to get the male vote, as long as she hasn't peaked too early.

And there will be more focus on Nicola tonight as she takes on Joe Swash for the I Scream Van Bushtucker Trial.

And for female viewers Simon Webbe stripped off for a wash.

So what do we gather from last night's first helping of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

Firstly Martina Navratilova is going to be a contender for this series, she's not to be messed with. And George Takei might be in his 70's but seems to have a good attitude towards everything.

Looking at the contestants it's hard to pick out who will be sent packing first once the voting starts. Several could make interesting television, including the likes of the opinionated Robert Kilroy-Silk. If I had to pick the first it would probably have to be Esther Rantzen. Nothing ageist, but I can't see her developing into an interesting jungle mate. But it's early days and a lot depends on the editing by the producers.

As for the stomach churning moment so far it must be Esther offering a solution as to how to strain water. She told Robert, "I've got a clean pair of knickers with me."

I'm A Celebrity Favourites For Eviction

According to the bookies odds Nicola McLean's cleavage may not save her from eviction. They have her and Robert Kilroy Silk as joint favourites to be sent packing first at 20/1.

The favourite is still Joe Swash at 7/2.

It apears that when the celebs arrive in the jungle there will be two camps. A challenge will decide as to who goes into which camp.

The Home Camp is the best with decent sleeping arrangements and food. But as for the Away Camp things aren't so hot, with strange foods on the menu like emu and crocodile feet. No wonder they say that contestants may lose weight!

Gossip is that Carly Zucker is getting cold feet about the whole I'm a Celeb thing, especially as she's 'only' getting a reported £10,000. She's suddenly realised that she's not keen on creepy crawlies!

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