Could The Unthinkable Win The Jungle Battle

Simon Webbe
He left the jungle, after being voted out, and Simon Webbe said, "It's a relief. I didn't think I would last this long."

As another decent, but dull, contestant bites the dust the previously unthinkable is being considered. Could David van Day actually win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? A frightening thought but the bookies have now brought him in as second favourite after the 'dead cert', right from the start, Joe Swash.

Joe is rated at 1/3, David 4/1, Martina 15/2 and George 25/1.

Logically George will be voted out tonight and Joe will go on to be crowned King of the Jungle on the final day - but sometimes even the best plans go wrong.

Nicola McLean Aims To Be Bigger Than Jordan

Joe Swash
Nicola McLean was voted out of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and said that she now wants to increase her boobs to a massive 32H. She aims to become bigger than Jordan in more ways than one. So much for her having a bad back because of what she has already.

As she left the jungle Nicola hugged all of the remaining contestants except for one. No prizes for guessing that the bear hug was missed out by David van Day.

In the photo on the right Nicola demonstrated to the others how she posed for her page 3 photos - but kept her clothes on this time.

Joe Swash conquered his fear of heights and won six meals in a Bushtucker trial.

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Nicola McLean Gets Dirty In Her Bikini

Nicola McLean
Nicola McLean and David van Day did a Celebrity Chest thingy in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here where they had to clean a vehicle to find numbers. It resulted in Nicola getting quite dirty while wearing her bikini, much to male viewers pleasure.

David reckons he bonded with Nicola and that they should work together against favourite to win, Joe Swash. Perhaps a jungle little romance? In his dreams!

Nicola told everyone what David had suggested and they all agreed that DvD had a 'game plan'. Now there's a surprise that even a blind man would have seen. It is a game after all and the idea is surely to become the winner and King or Queen of the Jungle.

David van Day
David did show his sensitive side though when a letter was read out from his two daughters. They wrote that: 'Your Bushtucker trials have left us laughing and extremely proud.' This brought tears to his eyes.

And it was goodbye to ex cop Brian Paddick as he left the camp after being voted out. It's still a puzzle as to how he got to such a high rank in the Police and doesn't say much for the standard required to gain such a position.

Brian Paddick
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David van Day Smells

David van Day Bushtucker Trial
David van Day did okay in his I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Bushtucker Trial, which will be seen tonight. He managed nine stars and then spoilt it a little boasting, and at the same time knocking Nicola, by saying, "We’ll make a good meal out of it after three stars, God we’ll be full up … I shall be c*ck of the camp." The trial made him very smelly!

Nicola and Carly Notice David's Smell
No Nicola McLean and David aren't the best of friends. She invited all of the contestants to her planned wedding - except for David and Timmy Mallett.

Tonight someone will be voted out. At the moment Brian Paddick is favourite with David not far behind in the betting stakes.

Joe Swash is still flattering Esther Rantzen, which does make some viewers cringe a little. He told her, "I think you’re a beautiful older lady with nice big boobies. If my wife looked like you when she gets to your age, I’d be over the moon, I’d be chuffed with that." Esther replied, "You are more than sweet to me." Ahhhh or Yukkk, depending on how you think of it.

The New I'm A Celebrity Shower Scene Photos

This years I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here girls are trying to make us forget all about previous favourites Myleene Kass and Gemma Atkinson and their shower scenes.

We have already seen Nicola McLean's spotted bikini but now they are all at the shower scenes: Nicola in a pink bikini this time along with Carly Zucker and Dani Behr plus the boys are joining in, see the photos also of Simon Webbe and Joe Swash.




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Carly Zucker In Her Bra With Nicola McLean

Carly Zucker in Bra With Nicola Mclean
Carly Zucker in her bra attempts to get the male vote by letting Nicola McLean rub lotion into her back and shoulders. The media, before I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here started, seemed to think that these two would clash but they seem to be getting on very well.

The photo below shows Joe Swash and Robert Kilroy Silk following their Bushtucker Trial - which Joe won.

Joe Swash and Robert Kilroy Silk

Nicola McLean Loves Crocodile Feet

Nicola McLean Bushtucker Trial
Well no matter what the first impressions were of WAG Nicola McLean she did her camp proud in the Bushtucker trial. She got stuck into crocodile feet and other delicacies to beat the somewhat girly attempts by Joe Swash.

As for the other WAG, though a bit home sick, Carly Zucker also tried her best in the Celebrity Chest challenge against the awesome power of Martina Navratilova. Carly put up a good fight though.

Carly Zucker Celebrity Chest
Elsewhere we learnt that Esther Rantzen felt like walking out and Robert Kilroy-Silk was asking himself what he was actually doing there in the first place.

Oh yes, and Brian Paddick, after the gay vote, went naked in the shower. It seems they are pumping in warm water in the hope that the girls will follow suit.

And finally Joe Swash calls his manhood Alfie - not much you can add to that.

Nicola McLean Jungle Bikini Moment

Nicola McLean Bikini
Well it had to happen, but much earlier than predicted. Yes ,we've had our very first jungle bikini shower scene. It looks like Nicola McLean is out to outdo Myleene Klass and Gemma Atkinson from previous years. No doubt it's one way to get the male vote, as long as she hasn't peaked too early.

And there will be more focus on Nicola tonight as she takes on Joe Swash for the I Scream Van Bushtucker Trial.

And for female viewers Simon Webbe stripped off for a wash.

So what do we gather from last night's first helping of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!

Firstly Martina Navratilova is going to be a contender for this series, she's not to be messed with. And George Takei might be in his 70's but seems to have a good attitude towards everything.

Looking at the contestants it's hard to pick out who will be sent packing first once the voting starts. Several could make interesting television, including the likes of the opinionated Robert Kilroy-Silk. If I had to pick the first it would probably have to be Esther Rantzen. Nothing ageist, but I can't see her developing into an interesting jungle mate. But it's early days and a lot depends on the editing by the producers.

As for the stomach churning moment so far it must be Esther offering a solution as to how to strain water. She told Robert, "I've got a clean pair of knickers with me."

I'm A Celebrity Favourites For Eviction

According to the bookies odds Nicola McLean's cleavage may not save her from eviction. They have her and Robert Kilroy Silk as joint favourites to be sent packing first at 20/1.

The favourite is still Joe Swash at 7/2.

It apears that when the celebs arrive in the jungle there will be two camps. A challenge will decide as to who goes into which camp.

The Home Camp is the best with decent sleeping arrangements and food. But as for the Away Camp things aren't so hot, with strange foods on the menu like emu and crocodile feet. No wonder they say that contestants may lose weight!

Gossip is that Carly Zucker is getting cold feet about the whole I'm a Celeb thing, especially as she's 'only' getting a reported £10,000. She's suddenly realised that she's not keen on creepy crawlies!

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I'm A Celebrity Gossip

So Nicola McLean is under the impression that a lesbian style fling in the jungle wouldn't mean that she is being unfaithful to her boyfriend Tommy Williams. She may just be disappointed when she discovers that Martina Navratilova is the only fully fledged lesbian.

Nicola says that she would never cheat on her Tom and can easily handle going without sex for a few weeks as she once did so for 12 months.

Nicola's main worry is that she will lose weight while on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and that her boobs will shrink from their 32G size. Most celebs lose at least a stone while on the show.

It is said that David Van Day, the Dollar singer, is in Australia and may be sent into the jungle after the initial ten are settled. We mentioned him as an I'm A Celeb possible a while back.

Joe Swash is the bookies favourite at the moment but a better impression will be gained as to what these 'celebrities' are really like after the show kicks off.

Brian Paddick has said that he's in the running to become a Lord! Perhaps the jungle will scupper his chances. What on earth is he doing on the show anyway? He's an ex-copper not a celeb.

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