Timmy Mallet and Esther Rantzen Leave I'm A Celebrity

Timmy Mallett Evicted
Thank goodness! The annoying Timmy Mallett has been evicted from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here after a one against one Bushtucker Trial against Brian Paddick.

Glad he's gone but, as he's a vegetarian, it's not really surprising as the Trial was all about swallowing horrible insect and animal parts. As for Brian - how come he ever got to be a top cop? What a useless individual for such a high position, he's so weak minded. You can imagine other police taking the P out of him behind his back.

Esther Rantzen also went, again no big loss.

Lots of arguments went on about who should sleep where, mostly aimed at David van Day. The beds weren't really important, it was just a way of getting at David. A truce was later called and Nicola McLean actually talked and smiled with him!

Nicola claimed that her back was aching because she couldn't sit anywhere properly. All the fault of her big boobs but she did admit that it was her own fault. She didn't take sports bras to the jungle, which would have given her proper support, as she wanted to look nice!

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I'm A Celebrity Thoughts Of The Day

As we all no doubt know Robert Kilroy Silk was the first to be voted out of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here last night.

I was surpised but the editing for the show was slanted to favour normally unfavoured contestants. David, for example. The producers obviously want him to stay in for a while and you can see their point.

If we had a group that consisted of the likes of Carly Zucker, Dani Behr and Simon Webbe it would all be deadly dull and uninteresting.


Carly is a nice girl, good to look at, but as dull as ditch water. And what's this rubbish about her being 'stressed' last year because of all of her (his, surely) money. How weak is it to say, "I had a massive house that I couldn't control or clean. It took all day."

She wants a kick up the backside for spouting such garbage. Her boyfriend earns in the region of $80,000 a week. Lots of viewers probably earn less in a year than he does in a day and yet she's stressed!

Why doesn't she get some staff and pay them above the average wage to look after the house? Why doesn't she ... well lots of things, lots of the world needs help.

No wonder that even Lily Allen has slammed the celebrity culture for the wrong influence it has on young people.

So who will be the next to leave the jungle. Logically Brian Paddick but voting is a funny old thing. Just look at what happened with John Sergeant! And, of course, everything is manipulated towards certain celebs and away from others.

Personally I'd like to see the back of Timmy Mallett. He's more annoying than many of the jungle bugs.

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David van Day Smells

David van Day Bushtucker Trial
David van Day did okay in his I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Bushtucker Trial, which will be seen tonight. He managed nine stars and then spoilt it a little boasting, and at the same time knocking Nicola, by saying, "We’ll make a good meal out of it after three stars, God we’ll be full up … I shall be c*ck of the camp." The trial made him very smelly!

Nicola and Carly Notice David's Smell
No Nicola McLean and David aren't the best of friends. She invited all of the contestants to her planned wedding - except for David and Timmy Mallett.

Tonight someone will be voted out. At the moment Brian Paddick is favourite with David not far behind in the betting stakes.

Joe Swash is still flattering Esther Rantzen, which does make some viewers cringe a little. He told her, "I think you’re a beautiful older lady with nice big boobies. If my wife looked like you when she gets to your age, I’d be over the moon, I’d be chuffed with that." Esther replied, "You are more than sweet to me." Ahhhh or Yukkk, depending on how you think of it.

Trouble In Paradise As Relatives Fly In

Dani Behr and Carly Zucker Bikini Clad
Nicola McLean Bikini Pic
There's been trouble in the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here camp. One newspaper even said 'Mallett Bashed By WAG.'

Timmy Mallett, understandably, has upset a few of the happy campers, especially Nicola and Carly and the Daily Star wrote, 'Nicola McLean tried to knock him out.' But they are prone to exaggerate to make a 'good' story.

Some of the relatives of the contestants are arriving in Australia for when the evictions start. Layla Manoochehri, was noticeable, she is a member of the X Factor group Girlband and also Simon Webbe's girlfriend. She came with a warning to the jungle girls saying, "Keep your hands off my man."

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New Arrivals In I'm A Celebrity: Timmy Mallett and David Van Day

Robert Kilroy Silk
No I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here on the television last night but here are a few advance photos. Above is Robert Kilroy Silk doing his Bushtucker trial.

And below are two new arrivals in the jungle: Timmy Mallett, who we haven't mentioned before, and Dollar singer David Van Day, who we have mentioned.

Timmy Mallett
David Van Day