David van Day Leaves The Jungle

David van Day
The I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here voters saw good sense and evicted David van Day.

He denied to Ant and Dec that he had a game plan. He said, "I can't make it up. But Nicola gave me lots of currency. She made it really easy for me."

So it's thanks to Nicola McLean that David is in the public eye and has made a few friends. If she hadn't have fallen for his jungle tactics, he would already be virtually forgotten.

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Could The Unthinkable Win The Jungle Battle

Simon Webbe
He left the jungle, after being voted out, and Simon Webbe said, "It's a relief. I didn't think I would last this long."

As another decent, but dull, contestant bites the dust the previously unthinkable is being considered. Could David van Day actually win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here? A frightening thought but the bookies have now brought him in as second favourite after the 'dead cert', right from the start, Joe Swash.

Joe is rated at 1/3, David 4/1, Martina 15/2 and George 25/1.

Logically George will be voted out tonight and Joe will go on to be crowned King of the Jungle on the final day - but sometimes even the best plans go wrong.

Nicola McLean Aims To Be Bigger Than Jordan

Joe Swash
Nicola McLean was voted out of I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and said that she now wants to increase her boobs to a massive 32H. She aims to become bigger than Jordan in more ways than one. So much for her having a bad back because of what she has already.

As she left the jungle Nicola hugged all of the remaining contestants except for one. No prizes for guessing that the bear hug was missed out by David van Day.

In the photo on the right Nicola demonstrated to the others how she posed for her page 3 photos - but kept her clothes on this time.

Joe Swash conquered his fear of heights and won six meals in a Bushtucker trial.

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Nicola McLean Gets Dirty In Her Bikini

Nicola McLean
Nicola McLean and David van Day did a Celebrity Chest thingy in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here where they had to clean a vehicle to find numbers. It resulted in Nicola getting quite dirty while wearing her bikini, much to male viewers pleasure.

David reckons he bonded with Nicola and that they should work together against favourite to win, Joe Swash. Perhaps a jungle little romance? In his dreams!

Nicola told everyone what David had suggested and they all agreed that DvD had a 'game plan'. Now there's a surprise that even a blind man would have seen. It is a game after all and the idea is surely to become the winner and King or Queen of the Jungle.

David van Day
David did show his sensitive side though when a letter was read out from his two daughters. They wrote that: 'Your Bushtucker trials have left us laughing and extremely proud.' This brought tears to his eyes.

And it was goodbye to ex cop Brian Paddick as he left the camp after being voted out. It's still a puzzle as to how he got to such a high rank in the Police and doesn't say much for the standard required to gain such a position.

Brian Paddick
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Timmy Mallet and Esther Rantzen Leave I'm A Celebrity

Timmy Mallett Evicted
Thank goodness! The annoying Timmy Mallett has been evicted from I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here after a one against one Bushtucker Trial against Brian Paddick.

Glad he's gone but, as he's a vegetarian, it's not really surprising as the Trial was all about swallowing horrible insect and animal parts. As for Brian - how come he ever got to be a top cop? What a useless individual for such a high position, he's so weak minded. You can imagine other police taking the P out of him behind his back.

Esther Rantzen also went, again no big loss.

Lots of arguments went on about who should sleep where, mostly aimed at David van Day. The beds weren't really important, it was just a way of getting at David. A truce was later called and Nicola McLean actually talked and smiled with him!

Nicola claimed that her back was aching because she couldn't sit anywhere properly. All the fault of her big boobs but she did admit that it was her own fault. She didn't take sports bras to the jungle, which would have given her proper support, as she wanted to look nice!

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David van Day Smells

David van Day Bushtucker Trial
David van Day did okay in his I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Bushtucker Trial, which will be seen tonight. He managed nine stars and then spoilt it a little boasting, and at the same time knocking Nicola, by saying, "We’ll make a good meal out of it after three stars, God we’ll be full up … I shall be c*ck of the camp." The trial made him very smelly!

Nicola and Carly Notice David's Smell
No Nicola McLean and David aren't the best of friends. She invited all of the contestants to her planned wedding - except for David and Timmy Mallett.

Tonight someone will be voted out. At the moment Brian Paddick is favourite with David not far behind in the betting stakes.

Joe Swash is still flattering Esther Rantzen, which does make some viewers cringe a little. He told her, "I think you’re a beautiful older lady with nice big boobies. If my wife looked like you when she gets to your age, I’d be over the moon, I’d be chuffed with that." Esther replied, "You are more than sweet to me." Ahhhh or Yukkk, depending on how you think of it.

Dani Behr Loses Her Virginity But Wins Bush Battle

Dani Behr Bush Battle
Dani Behr has been a bit of a disappoinment so far in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. She's one of the highest pid but hasn't contributed to much entertainment. Dani won't be up for the first eviction as she wone her Bush Battle against oldies George and Esther.

One thing we did learn about Dani was that when she lost her virginity she had to hide in a wardrobe afterwards as the bloke's girlfriend arrived home!

Dani Behr in Bikini
Carly Zucker and Nicola LcLean are getting on well, they no doubt have a lot in common.

Carly Zucker and Nicola McLean Get Cosy Together
Timmy Mallett and David van Day are both very annoying so have done the I'm A Celeb producers proud. Timmy won all 12 stars in his Bushtucker Trial but, though not very pleasant, wasn't too difficult to achieve.

So David and Timmy say they want to be the next Ant and Dec - ha ha ha! David will be back in obscurity once he's left the jungle. He's not very nice is he? Though there may be a vulnerability underneath it all, perhaps that will win us over if it spills out.

Timmy Mallett and his Bushtucker Trial
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New Arrivals In I'm A Celebrity: Timmy Mallett and David Van Day

Robert Kilroy Silk
No I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here on the television last night but here are a few advance photos. Above is Robert Kilroy Silk doing his Bushtucker trial.

And below are two new arrivals in the jungle: Timmy Mallett, who we haven't mentioned before, and Dollar singer David Van Day, who we have mentioned.

Timmy Mallett
David Van Day

I'm A Celebrity Gossip

So Nicola McLean is under the impression that a lesbian style fling in the jungle wouldn't mean that she is being unfaithful to her boyfriend Tommy Williams. She may just be disappointed when she discovers that Martina Navratilova is the only fully fledged lesbian.

Nicola says that she would never cheat on her Tom and can easily handle going without sex for a few weeks as she once did so for 12 months.

Nicola's main worry is that she will lose weight while on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and that her boobs will shrink from their 32G size. Most celebs lose at least a stone while on the show.

It is said that David Van Day, the Dollar singer, is in Australia and may be sent into the jungle after the initial ten are settled. We mentioned him as an I'm A Celeb possible a while back.

Joe Swash is the bookies favourite at the moment but a better impression will be gained as to what these 'celebrities' are really like after the show kicks off.

Brian Paddick has said that he's in the running to become a Lord! Perhaps the jungle will scupper his chances. What on earth is he doing on the show anyway? He's an ex-copper not a celeb.

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David van Day For I'm A Celebrity 2008?

Okay it's a while yet but there has been a bit of gossip about I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here 2008.

It seems that they are trying to get David van Day to sign up. He's the guy from the 80's who was in Dollar. He was also in ITV's Reborn In The USA when he had a big bust up with another contestant Sonia.

As to whether he could last without a hairdryer that is another matter!

The photo shows him with his sidekick Thereza Bazar.