Gemma Atkinson As Dull As Ditch Water

So it's voting for eviction time on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here. It's got to be Lynne Franks surely - please!

Mind you, if Gemma Atkinson wasn't so good looking, she would also be a contender for removal. She's been as dull as ditch water so far. She's also keeping well covered up, as are the other girls, because of all of the flies about in the camp. Gemma really needs something like a Myleene Klass shower moment to make herself seem interesting.

Sarah Matravers, Marc Bannerman's live-in girlfriend, has flown into Brisbane saying that her life is 'on hold' because of the Marc / Cerys Matthews situation. But, as she says, what can she do if he's fallen in love with Cerys. Or is everyone being manipulated? Sarah did seem very happy in herself when interviewed.

The bookies are giving 10/1 on Sarah slapping Marc's face when he leaves the show!

Favourite to be evicted first is, thankfully, Lynne with Katie Hopkins as second least liked. Katie, however, hasn't been too bad since she settled in.

At the moment Christopher Biggins is favourite to win but if Cerys 'falls for Marc' then who knows, she could be a winner. Read more about Cerys here, including photos from her singing days.

Good to see Jason doing something at long last and winning ten stars partnering Janice. He really needed this as he has been too much in the background. Not quite ditch water but not far from it.

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Cerys Wants Marc To Dance Naked Before He Gets Into Her Bed

She's not happy! Marc Bannerman's wife Sarah Matravers, that is.

She said, "I want to march into the jungle, haul her out and say, 'He's mine, get off!' Cerys is a home wrecker."

It's all because Marc and Cerys Matthews flirting is getting hotter in the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here camp.

Cerys told Marc, "If you can't sleep, right, come and tap me on the shoulder and you can get in my bed."

Marc answered, "So what will you do again? Run that by me again."

Cerys elaborated, "As long as you're naked, come up to my bed, tap on my shoulder, do a dance and then I'll get out. Get your clothes off, stretch, dance round the fire and say, 'I can't sleep on that hammock.' I'll go, 'All right handsome, do us a dance and I'll get in your hammock'. Then you get in my bed and go to sleep."

Marc confided in Jason, "Oh my god. Just makes my heart crumble. Oh..." And then he started to sing, "There may be trouble ahead, but while there's moonlight and music and love and romance."

"Really?" asked Jason.

"Yeah, mate," answered Marc.

So you can see why his wife Sarah might be a little miffed!

Celebrity Grumbles
Celebs including Cerys Matthews and Jason said they would sleep all day unless they got treats to perk them up.

A couple of hours later a box of vitamin drinks was brought into camp. An I'm A Celeb bloke admitted, "It’s not something we do all the time. We just don’t want footage of them lying around asleep. It would be dreadful TV."

John Immune
John Burton Race has won immunity from the first vote after staying in a Land Rover for six hours.

This was a Bush Battle where John, Jason, Gemma Atkinson, and Katie Hopkins had to see who could remain in the vehicle for longest to win the immunity. Katie remained for the second longest time but had to leave because of a call of nature.

I'm A Celeb Nudity And Other Peckers

No doubt it's where a lot of us hoped Lynne Franks would end up! Suspended over pecking ostriches.


Lynne had to do a Bushtucker trial with the plastic Janice Dickinson. Janice controlled the controls that swung Lynne over hungry ostriches - and, ha ha ha! - she had food strapped to her seat.


Between them the odd couple had to get eleven stars by Lynne picking them up with her feet in the ostrich compound. They managed seven, but slightly more cross words.

A Nude In The Jungle
Yes, the first full nude was in the jungle but, unfortunately for most I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here fans it turned out to be Rodney Marsh!

As for Gemma Atkinson the News of the World reckons she is now desperate for sex. They write today:

The busty babe is considering taking matters in her own hands.

"Rodney won't mind if I have a bash on his hammock, will he?" said the 34E babe to hunky J who replied: "Bash one out?"

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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Rumbles

Are they just mirages? Jason Brown and Gemma Atkinson that is. The way in which I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here is edited neither of them have imposed their personality on the show. They both look very nice, but it would be good to see a bit more of them actually doing something.

Perhaps it's a tactic. Stay in the background, stay out of trouble and then become King or Queen of the jungle. Time will tell.

Rumour About Richard and Fred
It's reported that the Right Said Fred brothers Richard and Fred Fairbrass have secretly jetted in to Brisbane. They’re staying at the Palazzo Versace hotel until ... well, until they are needed for I'm A Celeb. You may remember they were tipped to be contestants.

Gemma Loves Marcus
It's been let out of the bag that Gemma Atkinson is still smitten by footballer Marcus Bent. She is said to be pining for the Wigan striker while in the jungle.

The necklace she wears (the one with the 'G') is said to be from him, a present for her 23rd birthday.

She's doing okay while she's in I'm A Celeb though as the lingerie brand Ultimo is launching a new Gemma Atkinson swimwear collection. For some reason her specially made bikinis have generated a lot of attention.

Marc and Cerys Saga
Mark Bannerman told Christopher Biggins about what his girlfriend will think of him and Cerys Matthews, "She will be jealous and stuff at home I think or she'll be fretting that I'm about to run off with someone else I think."

But then what does Marc do? He cuddles up cosily with Cerys and tells her, "Well, this is nice darling. Do you miss having a little cuddle? Out in the wilderness. You feel so lonely don't you?"

Is it any wonder that the left at home Sarah Matravers has steam coming out of her ears.

Biggins on Beckham
Biggins knows Victoria and David and he sums them up by telling Rodney Marsh, "I love personally Beckham. I don’t like her. Euch, she’s horrible, the way he conducts himself is fantastic. Exemplary."

Rodney Marsh Sexist!
The albatross that is Rodney has been talking about his views on women. he was talking tongue in cheek, at least in part when he asked, "What has a woman ever invented?"

He followed this up with other searching questions such as: "How many women scientists are there?" and "Would you fly a plane flown by two women?"

His final remark about childbirth didn't exactly endear him to the girls, "I don't think it can be too painful actually. You know when you break a leg playing football that's got to be more painful."

He then backtracked a little and said, "It's a joke. Women have no sense of humour."

Cerys And Marc Plus A Bugged Biggins

So Christopher Biggins was heading for I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here after all. In he walked and straightaway into a Bushtucker trial - fortunately for the other contestants.

The mouthy one, Janice Dickinson, was voted to do the trial but once again chickened out. She talks the talk but doesn't walk the walk.

Biggins did his best and won some food for the camp.

Otherwise what about the looks between Cerys Matthews and Marc Bannerman. No wonder Marc's girlfriend, Sarah Matravers, is getting a bit miffed watching. When talking about I'm A Celeb she said, "So get me in there and I'll throttle him."

She does admit though that, "Marc is a very tactile person and we all enjoy a good flirt."

But is getting together on Cerys's bed just 'being tactile'? The photo below shows them together. It's not over clear but it was night time!

Cerys and Marc Cuddle Up
And did you notice the expression on the face of Cerys when Marc cuddled Katie Hopkins? There's a look of something in her eyes - is she smitten?

Gossip Snippit
A recent snippit overheard in the Jungle:

"I know, what if I walk in the camp naked. Like Eve!"

Who said this? Answer: Janice!

Katie Hopkin's Coffin Bushtucker Trial

There was nothing like this on the Apprentice for Katie Hopkins! Here she was on an I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here Bushtucker trial getting into a coffin (1st photo).

The coffin was closed so there was no light and in poured 20,000 cockroaches (2nd photo). Once they were safely inside the coffin was on the move across the ravine (3rd photo).

Katie Hopkins showed guts and stuck it out for the full ten minutes winning ten meals for the camp. Well done Katie!

I'm A Celebrity Gemma and Cerys Bikini Photos

There seems to be two topics of conversation about I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Firstly the bushtucker trial and secondly bikinis. The bikinis of Cerys Matthews and Gemma Atkinson, that is. Though to be fair we did have Anna Ryder Richardson trying to compete in her bikini - see yesterdays post.

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Photos


The bikini shots are probably the most talked about as seeing Janice Dickinson's face contorting at the thought of eating various living creatures wasn't exactly attractive.

Janice Dickinson Bushtucker Face
Needless to say Janice didn't win the Bushtucker trial, that honour went to John Burton Race who munched on locusts, silkworms and a crocodile penis. This made Janice say, "My name may be Dickinson but I'm not going to eat a croc dick."

Going back to the bikinis Rodney Marsh went straight to the point, so to speak, with Cerys and said, "Can I ask a personal question? Are your t*ts real? They’re perfectly shaped?"

Cerys replied, "I’ve got my super-bra on. Deduce what you like."

Cerys Matthews Red Bikini
Gossip Snippits
Here are some recent snippits overheard in the Jungle.

Janice says Rodney has great comedic timing.

Rodney tells Gemma she has a good head on her shoulders for someone so young.

Lynne reckons Marc reminds her of filmmaker Cassius Coleman.

And Gemma explained that she's not too keen on modelling, "Well I've just finished a British feature film and really enjoyed it. I just do modelling to fill in the dry patches. They always involve long days, getting hair and make up done - and I'm the complete opposite."

Gemma is turning out to be quite different to the image created by the tabloids.

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Anna Ryder Richardson Bikini Photo

An extra post today of a photo of Anna Ryder Richardson in her bikini. It appears that Anna has suddenly become popular because of her bikini!

Anna Ryder Richardson Bikini Pic

Cerys Matthews Is The New Favourite (And With Marc!)

There is a new favourite to win I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here and that's Cerys Matthews. Her odds have been cut by the bookies - at William Hills, for example, it's now only 3-1 for her to win.

Viewers have liked what they have seen of Cerys and especially for the glimpses of her in her red bikini. The questions has been asked: Has she had a boob job?

There is also a budding relationship developing between Cerys and Marc Bannerman. Here they are getting quite friendly in the I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here photo below.

Cerys and Marc Get Friendly
Marc has been to the Diary Room to try and explain things to his girlfriend - but he does get on well with Cerys. There is a definite spark.

Bushtucker Trial
Janice Dickinson beat Rodney Marsh in the last Bushtucker trial and didn't everyone know it! Poor old Rod looked quite deflated about 'being beaten by a woman'. He reckons his energy levels have dropped.

And now we've got to watch Janice all over again as she was voted to do the next trial as well. This time she's up against Crock Creek’s chef, the grumpy John Burton Race. Janice thinks she knows why she keeps getting picked. She said, it's because, "I’m more famous than the Pope." What is she on.

The next Bushtucker trial, between Jan and John, is the Sushi Train of Pain - eating live creatures! Should be interesting.

Jan has been talking to Gemma Atkinson about her boobs! "What!" she said, "They're not real? It looks so real."

So Gemma went on to explain about her silicone implants and why they look natural, "They are teardrop shaped, so they droop."

She also told Jan about how the operation left her unable to do anything for herself for two weeks.

She said, "I moved back in with my mum because I couldn't do anything, not even open the fridge. I couldn't brush my hair. I used to box, but I couldn't do that either." Did she really think she'd be able to box straight after the operation? Surely not.

All Change
The main change in the camps is that they are going to merge into one. This should make everything kick off a bit more as the celebs make new relationships.

Gossip Snippits
Here are some recent snippits overheard in the Jungle

Katie Hopkins wonders how many of Janice's thongs it would take to make up one pair of Lynne's big pants.

Gemma has a craving for Easter eggs and is desperate for some white chocolate.

J also known as Jason Brown tells Katie he has done nothing since Five split six years ago - saying some of the guys went 'cuckoo' from being in the band.

Anna Ryder Richardson and Cerys gossip about Katie. The Welsh favourite asked: "Did she sleep with Alan Sugar?"

Rodney asks Cerys to tell him about her relationship with the father of her kids, but she shakes her head. An uncomfortable silence falls, before she blurts out: "It just didn't work out."

Watch what happens on ITV1 tonight at 9 pm.

Katie Hopkins Moves Into The Jungle

Overnight a new contestant has arrived in I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.

Katie Hopkins is the replacement in the Snake Rock camp for the running scared Malcolm McLaren. The good news is that it looks like Janice Dickinson approves of her!

Janice is obviously going to be good entertainment value whether you hate or love her. She's loud, argumentative, says what she thinks but ... underneath she's a bit vulnerable. She's not quite as hard as she presents herself.

She chickened out a little on the trial she did and also looked concerned when she knew she had to also do the next trial against Rodney Marsh.

Today though Janice has been back to annoying the others by giving out orders.

After the first few hours it seems like the nice guys are Marc and Jason and Cerys and Gemma for the girls. Things could change, of course, as we gradually get to know the contestants.

Anna Ryder Richardson may surprise us as she's determined to rival Gemma in the glamour stakes. She's thrown down the gauntlet by saying, "Anything you can do, I can do better," and her bikini is at the ready to prove it. She's already worn her leopard print bikini top. Cerys has been seen in red bikini bottoms.

Snake Rock:
Gemma, J, Janice, Lynne, Katie

Croc Creek:
Anna, Cerys, John, Mark, Rodney